2014 Computer Geek, Slacker Wine
Production Notes
70% Mourvedre, 20% Grenache, 10% Syrah
Are you a Mac or a PC? It doesn't matter here! Maintained in a cool facility, the Computer Geek has gigabytes of cedar, dried fig, pomegranate flavors. Running smoothly on an earthy operating system, fragments of moss on forest floor may be detected. Boasting the processing power of olive tapenade and leather, this wine’s graphics will depict rhubarb speckled with rain drops. Compatible with third party apps such as cheese plates, charcuterie and pork roasted with figs. Warrantied through 2019. (sorry we do not accept bitcoin).
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